My Hope is Built on Nothing Less

Seeking to join the myriad of Christian Distribution specialists has never been my life's goal, at least not until now. They're making scads of cash, and mike wants in on the bargain. As such, i'm revealing some newly developed and nearly available product.

For years now, we've seen bracelets, with 1 Timothy, with WWJD (what would jesus do?), FROG (fully relying on God), PUSH (my favorite, Pray Until Something Happens), and others. I want in on the action, with some newfangled emerging-type phrases. here are my ideas, get 'em while they're hot:

Here's our first option. A lovely pewter bracelet with our witness emblazoned boldly on the front. An attractive bracelet for the universalist crowd: Christ Redeems All People.

Entry number two reminds everyone of just how hopeful the gnostics can be. That's right, they believe that they're: Saved Under Christ's Knowledge (gnosis).

Here's one that's ironically only for men, and patriarchical men at that: Belonging In The Church Hierarchy.

And finally, we have the entry sure to garner the most praise and respect, particularly from our Reformed brethren: We Hate Other Religious Expression

They're going fast!!

NB - for those with linguistic sensibilities who are offended by the terms crap, suck, bitch, and whore, don't read the preceding blog post: it contains each of these words. Thank you.